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Wadi Ai Chlako..

Girl: Muje Apna Mobile Dedo Me Isko Dekh K..!! Tumhe Yaad Krungi..!! Boy: Tum Ye Soch K Mujhe Yaad Kr Lena K..!! Mane Manga Tha Usne Nahi Dya..!! Wadi Ai Chlako..!! The post Wadi Ai Chlako.. appeared...

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Speak The Truth..

AlwAys spEak thE tRuth tOo yOuR pArentS..!! AnD..!! RuA awAy iMmeDiatEly aftEr SpeAkinG it..!! The post Speak The Truth.. appeared first on Free SMS Messages Online.

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Google Search..

SarDar: Aaj meRe parrOsiyon kA baCha gum hOo gEya..!! FrienD: PhiR tum nE kya kiyA..?? SaRdar: MainE un sE kahA “GoOgle” pr seArch kaR lOo…!! The post Google Search.. appeared first on Free SMS...

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Windows In Pashto..

AgAr ComPutEr windOws..!! PUSHTO mAin hOti tOo..!! SenD=WoleGa..!! InsErt=wArka pakE..!! DownlOad=rAkaGa..!! DelEte=chApa kOl..!! RuN=TekhtA..!! Alt Ctrl dEl= TakhtA genE ghAim dEy..!! The post Windows...

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Under Water..

FATHER: How Are YOur Grades, Son..? SON: UndEr WatEr, Dad…!! FATHER: UnDer WatEr? WhAt DOo YOu MeAn…? SON: ThEy”Re BelOw C LevEl..!! The post Under Water.. appeared first on Free SMS Messages Online.

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Dunnia Sirf Larkion K Lea Hai..

“Dunia sirf larkion k liye he” Larki zor se hanse to Khoobsoorati, Larka zor se hanse to Dungar, Agar larki meetha bole to piari lagy, Larka meetha bole to faradia, Larki shoping kare to riwaj, Larka...

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Someone Misses You..

SomeOne..!! MiSsES yOu..!! NeeDS yOu..!! WorRies AbOut yOu..!! LonEly WithOut yOu..!! GuEss WhOo..?? THE MONKEY IN … THE ZOO … The post Someone Misses You.. appeared first on Free SMS Messages Online.

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In Short I Am..

I Am yOuR giRlfrienD: SmArt..!! IntelliGent..!! SwEet..!! TalEnteD..!! ExcllenD..!! RomAntiC..!! theEk kAha nAa..?? In shOrt I aM yOur S.I.S.T.E.R…!! The post In Short I Am.. appeared first on Free SMS...

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Bloody English Language..

HusbAnd tExts tOo wife On cEll..!! “Hi,whAt ArE yOu doinG DaRlinG?” Wife: I’m dyinG..!! HusbAnd juMps with jOy but typEs “SweEt HeaArt, how cAn I live withOut YoU..?” Wife: “U idiOt! I’m dying my...

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Shut Up..

Boy: I love you! Girl: Shut Up! Boy: I’ll die for you! Girl: Shut Up! Boy: I can’t live without you! Girl: Shut Up! Boy: I’ll marry you! Girl: Really? Boy: Shut Up! The post Shut Up.. appeared first on...

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